Dark Laser (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson) is a toy from a catalog which Timmy brought to life in "Hard Copy". He became a recurrent villain in season six, appearing in "Mission: Responsible", "The End of Universe-ity", "Dread 'n' Breakfast", and "Momnipresent". He is a parody of Darth Vader from the Star Wars film series. In "Escape from Unwish Island", he helped Imaginary Gary to defeat Timmy. Dark Laser also has a toy dog called Flipsie, which was also made by Timmy in the magic copier. He teams up with Timmy to defeat the darkness in Wishology, in exchange for the chance to destroy Timmy, but was blasted into the Darkness along with Timmy's friends, family, and other enemies by the Destructinator. He also has an ex-wife and still has her fur coat.

Of all the "unwishes" on Unwish Island, Dark Laser is the only one that has appeared again following "Escape from Unwish Island".